Hosting a picnic in Crazytown? Have I got the pants for you.
Introducing the “Pic Nic Pant” from AcquaCaldaDesign
Fashion imposes forms to whom finding a function seems a must. Pic Nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for consumption of a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks.
I couldn’t have possibly said it clearer. Kudos for the clever use of irony! Using the most inefficient sentence ever constructed to describe the most efficient pants you’ve made - haha! Very funny. Oh, that wasn’t on purpose? My stars, never mind then.
Ah, let’s see. A few disclaimers:
- MC Hammer has not endorsed these pants, although one might think so immediately upon seeing them. One might also begin doing the Hammer Time dance as soon as one began wearing the pants, so one should quickly sit down and begin eating.
- Levitation is not included, even though she is totally doing that in images 1 and 2. Show off. False advertising. Blah.
- That was not how I was going to use them, so I’m super-duper glad image 3 was included, to show us how to eat lunch in the pants. I was just about to dump my bag of fried chicken onto my Pic Nic Pants, when suddenly I spied her pretty green plate. What’s this? The pants aren’t going to repel grease stains by themselves? Oh. Bummer. Well, at least there’s plenty of space to store your plates and cutlerly once the hike around Crazytown resumes.