April 3rd, 2012
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Hosting a picnic in Crazytown? Have I got the pants for you.

Introducing the “Pic Nic Pant” from AcquaCaldaDesign

Fashion imposes forms to whom finding a function seems a must. Pic Nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for consumption of a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks. 

I couldn’t have possibly said it clearer. Kudos for the clever use of irony! Using the most inefficient sentence ever constructed to describe the most efficient pants you’ve made - haha! Very funny. Oh, that wasn’t on purpose? My stars, never mind then. 

Ah, let’s see. A few disclaimers:

  1. MC Hammer has not endorsed these pants, although one might think so immediately upon seeing them. One might also begin doing the Hammer Time dance as soon as one began wearing the pants, so one should quickly sit down and begin eating.
  2. Levitation is not included, even though she is totally doing that in images 1 and 2. Show off. False advertising. Blah. 
  3. That was not how I was going to use them, so I’m super-duper glad image 3 was included, to show us how to eat lunch in the pants. I was just about to dump my bag of fried chicken onto my Pic Nic Pants, when suddenly I spied her pretty green plate. What’s this? The pants aren’t going to repel grease stains by themselves? Oh. Bummer. Well, at least there’s plenty of space to store your plates and cutlerly once the hike around Crazytown resumes.

Happy Eating!  

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February 8th, 2012
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Oh, Sweetie. Cat Got Your Tights?

Good morning, folks! How ‘bout we start our Wednesday with a big healthy Fashion WTF? Alrighty then, let’s go. 

itl00ksgood

(That’s the name of the blog that posted this outfit. Irony rears her fugly head.)

Ripped tights paired nicely with bright heels + a neutral dress + hair pinned up into a bun = classy look people!!! 

You are incorrect.
This is not a classy look, not even in John Lennon’s worst nightmares. 

Ripped tights really can do it!

If by that you mean they really can make you look like the cat went ballistic before you left for the day, then yes. They really can do it.

il semble bien

I feel ill, also. 

The moral of the story is that blue suede shoes are great but this outfit is horrible. Please, for the love of Elvis and John Lennon and your cats, don’t try this look at home. Happy Hump Day! 

Reblogged from Likewise, I'm Sure
February 1st, 2012
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Thanks to Tumblr, I see cutoff jeans and flatforms on the fashion horizon and I’ve stopped dead in my tracks. You know what this means, don’t you? A-a-a-ll that Spice Girl fashion is coming back. Slowly, but surely.

*commence wailing and gnashing of teeth*

I pick being the red-haired one. You have to pick one, that’s the rules.

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December 15th, 2011
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Etsy Seller Calls This Item “Unusual Felted Scarf”.

Um. You can say that again. (This costs $100 USD, by the way.) 

In other news, EVERYTHING on the Kate Spade Accessories webpage is adorable. Period. You should check out the lovely collection here, and put that “unusual” piece of wool felt out of your mind. Here are a few of my favorites: 

    

    

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December 1st, 2011
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Hahahaa *ahem*. So apparently, Waverly makes menswear now.
I know floral patterns are the next big thing in fashion, but this is…um. 
I have no words.Just…silence.  Flowery, stunned silence.
Do you think he’s wearing socks? I mean, if you’re already hitting completely abusurd on all levels by wearing pink rose floral head to, uh, knee, then what on earth do you put on your feet? I’m going to suggest whimsical wedges in a neutral leather. If only they came in Men’s sizes…

Hahahaa *ahem*. So apparently, Waverly makes menswear now.

I know floral patterns are the next big thing in fashion, but this is…um. 

I have no words.
Just…silence. Flowery, stunned silence.

Do you think he’s wearing socks? I mean, if you’re already hitting completely abusurd on all levels by wearing pink rose floral head to, uh, knee, then what on earth do you put on your feet? I’m going to suggest whimsical wedges in a neutral leather. If only they came in Men’s sizes…

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